From Selina Kyle to Batman
Dear Batman, I am grateful you did not align with the person who has been bothering me. Word on the street says they’ve recruited Gotham’s worst, yet you have my back and that restores my faith in those who stand for truth and protection.
Five years ago I dealt with a cat food courier who visited my apartment after hours on a weekend. He flattering my business sense and urged me to join his scheme to promote his company and boost sales; when I declined, he turned threatening toward my kittens, taunting them during deliveries, tailing me in his van, and taking photos while I asked him to stop. I reported his conduct to the courier company boss, and he was barred from delivering to my block. He has not returned since, for now.
Thank you for having my back and for staying true to Gotham’s better angels. Sincerely, Selina Kyle
From Catwoman to Batman
Dear Batman, I appreciate that you chose not to cosign with that obsessed stalker and their entourage. Your loyalty to those who deserve protection in Gotham’s shadows matters to someone who thrives in the night.
Five years ago a cat food courier came around after hours, tried to flatter my position, and urged me to join his racket to boost sales. When I refused, he became a nuisance—taunting my kittens, tailing me through the city in his delivery van, and snapping photos as I asked him to stop. I reported him, and the courier company removed him from delivering to my block. He resurfaced last year during the busy season with the new drivers, but he hasn’t returned since.
Until the next moonlit run, Catwoman